Last updated on November 16th, 2024 at 06:33 am

The Fit to Breed Test

Are you fit to breed???
Take the Fit to Breed…forever!™ Virility Test (for men and women)

This unique test accounts for past transgressions, environment, beliefs and perhaps even political affiliation to determine your Fit to Breed Quotient, the likelihood that you may be at risk for impotence or compromised sexual/health function now or in the future.

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DIRECTIONS:
Answer all forty (40) questions, then press submit for your Virility Score!
A. Country:

1. Gender: First: click option below to show gender-specific question. Click same option again to hide.

Male

MALE QUESTION: This question is for men only. Click button again to hide these questions if not male, then select “female”
2. How often do you ejaculate (add sex plus masturbation)?
One or more times per day
Once per week
Once per month or less
I don’t ejaculate

Female

FEMALE QUESTION: This question is for women only. Click button again to hide these questions if not female, then select “male”
2. Do you take birth control pills or have an IUD?
In the past
Yes, currently
Actually considering it right now
Never and never will

3. Age range:
20-30
30-35
35-40
40-45
45-50
50-55
55-60
60-65
65-75
75-85
85-100+
BOWEL ACTIVITY

4. How many bowel movements do you have each day?
Less than one (i.e. one every 2+ days)
1
2
3+

5. Ever done a colonic?
Never
In the past
Yes, perhaps once a year
Yes, more than once a year

6. Do you ever fast?
Never
In the past
Yes, perhaps once a year
Yes, more than once a year

7. Do you do coffee enemas?
No, never
In the past
Occasionally
Frequently
FOOD

8. Are you vegan or vegetarian? (note: fish, chicken and eggs are not vegetables)
In the past
Not currently
Yes, vegetarian
Yes, vegan or raw foodist

9. Do you use white sugar or white flour or table salt in your teas, coffee, baking?
Yes
No

10. Do you seek out organic produce?
Not really
Seldom
Often
Religiously

11. How often do you eat at fast food restaurants? (pizza, burgers, etc.)
Every day
once to a few times/week
once a month
Once a year to never

12. What about sodas?
I drink a soda or more every day
I drink sodas often
I drink sodas very infrequently
I don’t drink sodas

13. Do you consume canned/bottled vegetables/fruits/drinks?
yes, every day
occasionally
never

14. Do you eat microwaved food?
Yes
No

15. Do any of the foods you eat contain any of these ingredients: (high fructose corn syrup, monosodium glutamate, hydrolyzed yeast extract, FDC Yellow #7 or any number)? aspartame, hydrogenated oils, Splenda, Nutrasweet
Yes
No

16. Do you consume homogenized/pasteurized dairy products?(i.e. cow’s milk-based cheese, butter, yogurt)
Yes
No

17. Do you have a juicer that you use?
No. I don’t have or use one
Yes, but I rarely juice
Yes. I juice occasionally
Yes. I juice often

18. Complete: “GMO foods (Genetically modified organisms) are ________”
beneficial to consume
safe or neutral to consume
the jury is still out
harmful to the body and environment

ACTIVITY AND LIFESTYLE

19. How much direct sunlight do you get each day? (outdoors, not behind glass)
None, really
Less than an hour
More than an hour
I’m a sun worshipper!

20. Complete: “Direct exposure to the sun ________”
runs the risk of causing skin cancer
unclear requires more research
is neutral in benefit to the body
is beneficial to the body

21. How often do you exercise?
Too busy
Once or twice a month
Once a week
more than once/week, even each day

22. Have you ever used a rebounder (trampoline) for exercise?
in the past
Not currently
Occasionally
Often

GREATER TRANSGRESSIONS

23. What about smoking?
I chain smoke
Someone in my household smokes
Neither I nor anyone in my household smokes

24. What about alcohol?
I may have a problem
I drink occasionally
Someone in my household drinks
Neither I nor anyone in my household drinks

25. Do you take any antibiotics?
In the past
Not sure/can’t recall
Yes, currently
Never

26. Do you take any prescription medicine?
In the past
Not sure/can’t recall
Yes, currently
Never
ENVIRONMENT/HIDDEN EXPOSURE

27. Do you have fluorescent lights in your home/apartment?
Yes
No

28. How much time do you spend each day in air conditioned environments?
Practically all day, I sleep with A/C
a lot of time
Less than 2 hours
None

29. Do you have metal/mercury fillings?
In the past
Have fillings/dental work, but but sure what kind
Yes, currently
Never

30. Do you drink water or use toothpaste containing fluoride?
Yes
No

31. Do you use aerosol/roll-on antiperspirants/deodorants shaving cream, face cream?
Yes
No

32. Have a television?
Yes. I watch every day
I rarely watch it
No. I don’t have or use one
No, I fill my mind with positive images instead

PERSONALITY, PURPOSE, PASSION AND PHILOSOPHY

33. When it comes to food and the whole healthy lifestyle topic, I believe most strongly:
All things in moderation
What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger
My body is my temple

34. Have you tested as a “Type A” personality?
Yes, full fledged!
Sort of, almost
Don’t know
No

35. What about your job/career?
I hate it with a passion!
It’s really just to pay the bills
I actually like what I do
I’m fulfilling my purpose and passion!

36. When it comes to the meaning of life in general, I believe most strongly:
This (life) is all just a random crap shoot!
Not sure what I believe
We are spiritual beings here for a purpose

37. When it comes to sex, I believe MOST strongly: (choose one)
Sex is for pleasure, and I can have sex without being in love
Sex should occur within a committed relationship
Sex should occur within marriage for procreation
EXTRA CREDIT

38. Have you done sauna detoxes?
Never
In the past
Yes, currently

39. Check the appropriate box if these are already in your kitchen/cabinet and used by you:
(probiotics/acidophilus, organic cold pressed/virgin coconut oil, organic apple cider vinegar, sea salt, food grade H2O2, DMSO, oil of oregano, grapefruit seed extract)
No, none
Yes, 1 to 3
Yes, 4 to 5
All of them!

40. Check yes if you’ve ever done any of the following: (candida cleanse, colon cleanse, parasite cleanse or liver cleanse, gall bladder cleanse, zapper, multi-day detox)
No, none
Yes 1 to 3
Yes 4 to 6
All of them

“TEACHER’S PET” BONUS CREDIT: Check yes if you’ve ever read or watched any of the following: The Gerson Miracle (documentary), The Corporation (documentary), Diet for a New America (book), Natural Cures (book), Mad Cowboy(book), Sugar Blues(book), The Body Ecology Diet(book), Silent Spring (book) Cleanse & Purify Thyself(book), Fit to Breed (book), Yesterday’s You(book), Fast & Grow Young!(book)
None of them
Yes 1 to 3
Yes 4 to 6
All of them

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